Today - You switch to the most stupendous template ever designed for TNG.
25 Dec 2008 - Years and years of family research result in a compilation without equal.
1 Jan 2003 - Darrin invents TNG, the be-all and end-all of genealogy software.
1 Jan 2000 - Once again...world does not end. Experts blame Y2K.
5 May 1821 - Napolean dies in exile on St. Helena.
19 Oct 1781 - Blaming, "...that burrito I ate last night," Lord Cornwallis sends an aide to surrender his sword after Yorktown.
19 May 1536 - Anne Boleyn fails to keep a level head.
9 Sep 1492 - Columbus threatens to, '...turn this boat right around,' if the crew doesn't stop complaining about the food.
1013 - Sweyn Forkbeard invades England and Aethelred II "The Unready" flees to Normandy.
1 Jan 1000 - The world does not end-Catholic Church blames the Julian Calendar.
21 Apr 612 - Sir Robin bravely runs away.
3 Apr 33 - Brian takes one for the team.
15 Mar 44 BCE - Julius Caesar murdered.
